Technology and Kids DO NOT MIX!

What is the deal with these ignorant, irresponsible parents who seem to think its “cute” to let their bastard children piss around with the DVDs they rent? Every time I rent a DVD I end up having to wipe it down THOUROUGHLY before I can put it in my machine because some moron has let their baby use the thing as a teething ring, or smeared ice cream, or pizza grease, or peanut butter, or WHATEVER all over the DVD. Even better is having a flick pootch half way through because some bratty kid has played fucking shuffle board with the disc, or scrapped a nail across it, or dragged it behind his tricycle for an afternoon before returning it. A word to you non-attentive parents: don’t let your bastard kids fuck around with things that do not belong to them! There are OTHER PEOPLE on this planet who rent the same things you rent, so have some goddamn consideration!