Friday, May 23, 2003

Top Ten reasons Q-Tron is being shut down

10. The sudden, unexpected rise of the Canadian Dollar!


9. Wabtec has little or no respect for its peons!


8. Canada’s non-involvement in the war against Hussein!


7. Jean Chrétien!


6. Head office tired of losing face because small upstart Canadian company is making too much money for them!


5. Wabtec would rather focus on their core IN competencies!


4. Maximization of the value of major shareholder’s stock portfolios!


3. Five words: Perceived Value to the Corporation!


2. They can hire ten Mexicans to do our jobs for five dollars a day and no bathroom breaks!


And the Number One Top Ten reason Q-Tron is being shut down…


1. PROFIT, PROFIT, PROFIT!

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