The Speed of Dark

Some say it's always darkest before the dawn, but i disagree.

I say it's always darkest in a windowless bathroom, at midnight with all the lights turned off, and a towel covering the gap between the bottom of the door and the floor.

But that's just me.

Happy 2005

Just some news and a couple of thoughts for the new year...

The News

Firstly the new year started off with a bang with Vki_grrl being laid!
Off that is from her job!
So huzzah! Everything is down to me again and my huge, crappy, feel-like-killing-myself- every-day-I-wake-up-in-the-morning job!
Wow, just when I thought things couldn't get any worse! Wheee!

The Thoughts

Here is my prediction for when the world is going to come to an end based on nothing more than blind hope. 05/05/05 at 05:55:55 Mountain Standard Time (06:30 in Newfoundland.)

At my work everybody has to wear ESD labcoats, but they are the same for both men and women. This is so lame! Women should have different, more flattering labcoats, cut to accentuate the female's natural curves and beauty.

I think we should be celebrating our differences instead of trying to achieve some sort of politically correct, bland, homogeneous, boring, asexual, and androgynous mediocrity.
Men and women are different! Lets just accept that and move into the 21st century!


Yeah, that's all I've got for today.